Sunday, March 30, 2014

Reason #60 Snickers bar or hamburger?

Somehow, someway my last period class got on to the subject of my preferences in cuisine. Oh yes, it began by me commenting to Olivia, who was absolutely not eating a burrito in the front row, that she needed to go finish her burrito in the hallway.  As she shook her head and swore there was no burrito, I continued to talk about the fact that they are not my favorite food and now the room was going to smell like this imaginary burrito. Claire then asked if I was vegetarian….that is how it all started. 

I wonder what they put in school lunches. Well, maybe I really don’t want to know.  Why is it that my after-lunch classes are so “energetic”?  I am at the point of going with the flow and accepting this heightened level of “excitement” and working to inspire the highest possible level of productivity.  This day, we ended up 25 minutes behind my other class.  Ah, c’est la vie!
To get back to Claire’s question, I simply stated that I am not a vegetarian, I just don’t feel like eating meat. Of course, she pushed the fact that if I don’t eat meat I am a vegetarian. I tried to ignore it, but as I have mentioned before, she does not forget. That is how I ended up having to do a handstand.  She brought up the time last year when she came in to class late with two pieces of pizza and I was upset so she gave me one. She reminded me that it was pepperoni and asked if I would eat one now. It actually sounded pretty good at that point since I hadn’t had much lunch. But, I told her probably not because I like just plain cheese pizza.  Why can not one believe that I really enjoy just cheese pizza? 

I was relieved when we got off the pizza topic when another student then said that I didn’t eat eggs because I am vegetarian.  Ok. Now I knew that there was some education needed. This led to a discussion about the difference between being vegetarian, which I am not, and vegan, which I absolutely cannot imagine.  How could I live without cheese and cream and butter and yogurt and ice cream…life would not be the same.  I guess one never knows though. Who thought I’d be a non-vegetarian who doesn’t eat meat?  I grew up in Michigan after all!

After our lesson on vegan vs vegetarian, Serge put out hypothetical situation. “Miss, if they world was at an end and things were bombed out and there was only a hamburger or a Snickers bar, which would you eat?” The class laughed. Like why would it matter at that point? I replied the hamburger because I don’t like peanuts and caramel…..a Milky Way though….different story.  Serge has this way of pulling things together and wrapping things.  I was thankful for it because they entire questioning round was getting exhausting.

What a conversation. It was like herding cats. We will see if they pass the quiz on Tuesday about vegetarian vs vegan. 

Merci Serge pour ta situation hypothétique. C’était amusante et intéressante.  J’espère que je ne me trouve jamais dans cette situation ! 

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This is why I teach! 


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